dear mr. yamaguchi,
my name is chad, and i am a homosexual “top.” the unfortunate thing is my body isn’t exactly as refined as yours, but i am still willing to be your power-bottom until the end of time (or until someone else captivates me more so, should you decide to bore me by neglecting my emotional needs). i can promise you that we can talk about deep issues that are affecting third-world countries such as those topics included in your vanguard series, only if you promise we do so while washing one another in the shower. did i mention that i’m a good cook?
waiting patiently to see your head between my ankles,
chad