as one ages...

• g: is formaggio's calling our names tonight?
• me: like i'd go there with you, leading others to believe i'm dating you.
• g: what? well...are we?
• me: getting back to the subject at hand...it's the season premiere of the bad girls club, so i'm....going to have to fit you somewhere else on my schedule for this week.
• all i am missing is a bag of salt and vinegar potato chips, which seems to be much more preferred over dressing up and going out. and i quote tiara from season 7, "if that shit ain't cute, you better put it on mute."